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We do not own TORCHWOOD, if we would Michael Shanks would have been the 'villain' guest star for TORCHWOOD season 3; Dr Owen Harper and Toshiko Sato would still be a dead man walkin or alive 'n kicking, respectively - as would Ianto Jones the heart and soul of TORCHWOOD 3!And the word 'drama' would not exsist in relation to SciFi

TORCHWOOD, the characters, TORCHWOOD itself as a show and all fancy stuff that is related with TORCHWOOD, like books, audiobooks, magazines and whatnot franchise are property of the BBC and the developers/ producers Russel T Davis and Julie Gardener. ( However it does not give them the right to Fuck Up and kill off Ianto Jones! )

For the FanFiction please read the special FanFic Disclaimer and rules.

We are obviously bloody brilliant (and so humble) but we do not earn any money with this!!

You might have noticed the language on sploe.net, for which we do not apologize, but it's one of the reasons why you should be at least 16 , if you want to cruise around here.

We want to underline that we differentiate very strictly between the TORCHWOOD characters [Capt. Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones, Dr. Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato, Gwen Cooper and guest characters] and the respective actors [John Barrowman, Gareth David-Lloyd, Burn Gorman, Naoko Mori and even Eve Myles]. So any critics, sarcasm, witticism, preferred pairing and whatnot, you read about the characters are not aimed at the beautiful and very talented actors. They deserve our greatest and true respect.

Whereas the creators of this site are separate from the government, outside the police, beyond the United Nations and have their own rules but own nothing - we don't even have a life.
Sploe.net's only purpose is to entertain and to support the best TV SciFi Show since Stargate SG1 (which belongs to MGM, Gekko and Wright/Glassener) and its beautiful characters (apart from Gwen) plus the actors. It is a mere fan website, so if you like to download wallpapers, screen caps and whatnot you are welcome to, as long as we do not state otherwise below a graphic or section.

The other reason is that this site is dedicated to Ianto Jones and  JackIanto , also referred to as 'Janto' - so ya, there are a lot 'slishy- slashy' references.

TORCHWOOD is so much property of the BBC that you don't have any access on that hyper cool official website if you are outer UKer (yes this is a CRITICISM)

We are not responsible for the content of sites we link to! If so why would we link to them?

Gwen (G*F*C) We are convinced the TWPTB only invented the Gwen character like she is, so that we would have something to bitch about. On sploe.net bitching has been turned into perfection, so never mind our sarcastic moments here. (See the 100 ways and opportunities to kill G*F*C)
So why do we tell you that - well just so that you know there won't be any Gwen centric or Gwen/Jack related material on sploe.net
Don't like it, don't stay